Fabulous

Look up fabulous in Websters Dictionary. I think that should suffice.

P-raise the Roof!

Ok, I've always been a bandwagon girl so I'm jumping on behind my good friend Tamara (www.awalkthroughthewoods.blogspot.com) who jumped on behind another blogger. In this crappy world where the economy stinks, I didn't get the job I wanted, and I was only reunited with my friends to attend another friends funeral - we often forget to give God the credit for whats good in our lives. So off the top of my head - here's some things I can Praise him for!

I have wonderful child. She's healthy and she thinks I'm her best friend.

We live in a great house in a safe neighborhood, despite techinically living in the crime capitol of Florida.

We have a wonderful church and church family.

I get to witness some of the most beautiful scenery God has created on a daily basis.

Besides my pesky allergies I'm in great health as is my immediate family members.

I have the greatest friends in the world and not matter where we live or how long we go without seeing each other, they are always here for me if I need them. (I'm uber lucky to have found such a great group who puts up with all my crap!)

I have a good job, it isn't my dream job but it pays my bills and then some - in this economy - praise be to him!

I have some really cool parents who not only love me but REALLY love each other (in an almost borderline disgusting fairy tale way).

It's girl scout cookie season - enough said!

I have a good friend who went to Iraq and came home safe and healthy.

The Seminoles are headed to the NCAA basketball tournament in #5 spot - hell yeah!

I'm NOT pregnant (not that I even could be without some major divine intervention) but I seriously praise God every day for not being with child again.

And finally - we are only about 24 hours from the official start of Spring! Hallelujah!

Jobs I wouldn't want to have

In no particular order here is a list of jobs I know that I NEVER want...now if only I could figure out what I do what to be when I grow up....

A stay at home mom of more than 2 children or a preschool/kindergarten teacher

The cop who has to deliver the news that a loved one has passed

The person from the state who has to tell the Legislature there is a 2.4 billion dollar budget deficit next year

President of the United States

A professional athlete - although I think it would be cool to be a Olympian...badmitton perhaps

A therapist - got too many issues of my own, plus I hate listening

A meteorologist - I'd like to have a job where I'm confident that I'm right at least 50% of the time

A medical transcriptionist or a dental hygenist or anything that requires me to get a degree from Sally Struthers

An apiarist - google it if you don't know

An accountant - or anything else that deals with money I can't spend all day

A cable or internet technician - I think it'd be weird to go into peoples houses when they haven't had proper time to clean and prepare a nice spread for me

Any position at a morgue - enough said

Anything that requires me to wake up before the sun....I'm just not a morning person. I thank god daily for blessing me with a child who sleeps late every day. Thank you Jesus.

Free advice for my fellow mothers...

After a wonderful day; Kendall spent most the afternoon outside playing with the neighborhood children and then we saw the shuttle lift off into the sky - it was time for a tubbie. She was one dirty girl. I was in the bathroom with her for a good portion of the time. Then briefly I stepped into the kitchen to find something to make for dinner. Kendall hollered from the bathroom "Mommy, your phone is ringing." I went it to grab my blackberry and there she sits looking ever so mischievious in the bathtub. "Where's my phone Kendall?" I asked. And then horror of all horrors, I saw it - in her hands under her bottom - in the BATHTUB. Of course my first thought was she could get shocked from the electronic device in the tub, once I realized that hadn't happened I lurched to get the phone. I'm 99% sure its a goner and will have to go to Sprint in the morning to get a replacement (thank god for insurance).

However, Kendall didn't realize that she had done anything wrong. We often let her take unusual items in the tub to play with (blocks, barbies, cups, cooking utensils, etc.). Never in her 3 plus years had I ever told her that electronics can't go in the bathtub. So here is my advice, if you have small children - make sure they know that they CANNOT take phones, cameras, laptops, video games, etc into the tubbie. Not only is it dangerous, it's an expensive pain in the rear to get them replaced/fixed.


****Editor's Note - So the morning after I come out to the kitchen where my taken apart phone was resting on the counter all night - and lo and behold - he hath performed a miracle and it works! I don't know how long it's going to last and I'm definitely getting a replacement, but thank you sweet baby Jesus!

Maybe she's isn't mine after all.....

It's been brought to my attention a multitude of times the resemblance between my daughter Kendall and my best friend Sarah. After a weekend back in Crystal River, even more people were confused. So I thought I'd post a few pictures....you all can decide.

Whatever!

So, I know I've been bad about posting....it's been a crazy month to say the least. So I'm just gonna leave you with this photo. We were at the beach on Thursday, Kendall was having a blast. Then I looked over and she appeared to be sleeping.....whatever.

Here's an idea Mr. President....

At some point in the past month, I had to deal with customer services representatives from BellSouth, Sprint, and DirecTV within a 2 day time span. (This should have been a lesson into consolidating all my services with one company, but alas that's a discussion for another day.) Now I'll ask you to take a wild guess...how many English speaking reps do you think I talked to...yep, you guessed it - NONE!

Now whether or not they handled my problems sufficiently is not the matter at hand here (because essentially they did), the thing that irks me beyond belief is why these major corporations have to have call centers in foreign countries! So here's my idea Mr. President...how about we take some of this bailout/stimulus money and offer incentives or tax breaks to BellSouth, DirecTV, Sprint, etc to relocate call centers in the United States?

And let's think about this a bit further for a few moments. What type of jobs is the new President offering for all those American's who are out of work - infrastructure. Do you know what that is? Building bridges and fixing pot holes. Think back to the CCC of the 40's - they built state parks; pavilions, cabins, hiking trails, clearing brush, etc. Now let's think about out of work American's, what do you think they would prefer - building a bridge or having a job in a call center? That's a no brainer.

American's love those call center jobs, easy, no college education required, comfortable surroundings, team environment, etc. I mean - who are we kidding - push comes to shove I'd work in a call center all day. $14 + an hour, yes please, where do I sign up?

I'm sure there is something to be said for the call centers in foreign countries providing good for the community etc, but if we are going to pull out of Iraq and GITMO post haste then as a whole we can't be that concerned with the general betterment of foreign countries.

So here you go Mr. President, this is the first of my million-and-one brilliant ideas - hope you're reading this.